Mad props to Weird Al for taking a disgusting rape anthem and turning into a catchy, Schoolhouse Rock-esque anthem about grammar
Also the video itself is great, too
THIS IS BEAUTIFUL
That’s actually quite catchy.
And it also applies to the English I use : D
Please take a look at it and enjoy
I know I’m late in posting this given that the World Cup is over but football is always relevant in Europe.
That said, I’m still sad FIFA won’t admit my team. They say I need to be recognized first but as you can see I even have sponsors for my jerseys and we’ve played in many tourneys.
The day will come when I can see my flag and hear my anthem at one of those big championships.
For the moment, I’ll keep supporting my team which I’m sure is much better than England’s.
✉: For a regular text message from my muse.
♣: Here, have a not so regular (maybe even a dirty one) text message.
✍: For what my muse has written about yours in their diary.
✎: For an unsent letter from my muse (May be AU if you want, just let me know what kind of AU you…
ah well that’s the world cup- where 31 hearts get broken
whew finished it just before the match starts!!! I hope it’s a good game :D I feel kinda sorry for both teams because they have such gigantic expectations heaped on them. And as competitive as the countries are, imo they’d TOTALLY empathise with one another too. Thiago Silva is the captain of the Brazilian team, and in the quarterfinal with Colombia, both teams kind of lost their temper because the game wasn’t controlled properly by the referee and he ended up with a yellow card for challenging the goalkeeper (a really avoidable mistake!), and has to miss the semifinal because he accumulated too many yellows.
Alright faggots and /b/tards.
I’m probably going to receive cannon balls and bullets but I don’t give a fuck.
Tumblr is for social justice, isn’t it? Well..here’s a PSA for ya’ll.
I don’t know if you know about this child’s story and it’s pretty fucked up. I don’t care your views about Gender and Sex but this is close to child and sexual abuse. This mother is mental and the kid probably needs help for many reasons.
This isn’t funny any more, you know ?
You cry when your spechul place is attacked by pictures but clearly that doesn’t do shit to you. The pictures don’t punch the fuck out of you. They are fucked up but you have the option of shutting off your fucking computer and forget about them. This kid doesn’t have that option. His mum is telling him to be or do something he is not and using him as a way to harvest notes, admiration and fucking donations.
I can go around ranting endlessly about this but I’ll leave this image FYI.
Just letting you know I have a project to work with.
Edit: I was just a fucking failure at posting a low res image. Here’s a better looking one. Now get going and reblog this shit.
COME FORTH TO ME, /B/ROTHERS.
IT’S TIME FOR THE SUMMER RAIDS!
BEHOLD THE LULZ, BEHOLD THE TROLLS
SPILLING INTO BELOVED TAGS SOME INCEST AND GORE
/B/rothers of 4Chan, incited by /pol/
know this: they couldn’t be dumber.
For the daughters of Tumblr
made a Great Raid out of a troll
They can’t troll, they can’t troll
The Daughters of Tumblr can’t even roll
Tags and triggers a plenty
Will you let me roll a twenty?
"Today I feel like a fawn
Fucking a discarded planet afar
Tomorrow I’ll open the closet
hoping people will posit”
Come forth then my Internet fiends
The Greatest Show on Earth is here!
My name is Ladonia and I’m your host,
here’s hoping you’ll be entertained at most
I got myself some friends.
That’s why I’m not posting as much.
HAH! SUCKS TO BE YOU STUPID ENGLAND!
Sorry, I couldn’t resist : P
The whole elections things for Arthur makes me happy to know that despite not being recognized as a full fledged nation, my government is much more organized and helpful than his.
Just something I was thinking while on the tube.
Kügelmugel made made me a challenge yesterday: “Prove that you are a true artist by doing a work of art outside of your comfort zone”.
I agreed on the condition he’d build a fucking statue which I’m surprised he also agreed upon.
Let’s face it, I’m not good at drawing but if that challenge makes him go and sculpt something of his own I’ll go ahead and say that’s really awesome of him and will reply accordingly.
Thing is, I have no idea what to draw. Usually I work with sticks and build tall towers as a proof of freedom. I also do some sculptures but mostly they are small things.
So, oh wise and
retarded powerful Tumblr, can you please suggest me a topic or a subject to draw?
You can reply or send me a note. I’ll answer them and post the most hilarious ones.
Actually, I’m going to go ahead and reply them with little drawn notes, how about that?